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Dog Doogle Tails: Tails of Maggie & Katie
Maggie is on a Diet
by B. A. Brown
Maggie is on a diet. A strict one. Has been for two months.
She has not lost an ounce.
Katie weighs 122 pounds, Maggie weighs 94 and should be 80 pounds.
Vet says Katie is lovely. Big and lovely and sleek. No diet required.
Yes, they are sisters. Both black with tan points. And the similarity
ends there. Different coats, different body structures ( For horse
people, Katie is a Trakehner, Maggie is a Quarterhorse). And Maggie now
has hip problems which are exacerbated by excess weight.
Katie being the larger gets more dinner. Lots more.
Katie gets two large biscuits in the morning. Maggie gets two "small
dog" biscuits. If I could find "toy dog" biscuits she would get those
instead.
No plates to lick, no pots to clean, no hand-feeding. (It has been a
very difficult few weeks for Mom!).
Why is Maggie not losing weight?? There has been no lessening of activity.
You could not possibly reduce their activity without getting into the
realm of taxidermy.
Tonight I found out. Unfortunate timing for Maggie, providential for Katie.
I fixed their dinner as usual. Put bowls on the floor, grabbed my
coffee, left.
EEErrrkghkk. Coffee is cold! I hate cold coffee.
Go back into kitchen - to find Katie sitting politely in the laundry
room whilst Maggie eats Katie's dinner. Maggie's bowl is already empty,
and let us just say that the chances that Katie dined there are slim.
Now I have seen Maggie make Katie leave a preferred place on the bed
with a simple baleful look. She gets the Good Spot on the couch with a
menacing glance. No vocalization or baring of teeth required for such
submission. But they have, since puppydom, always maintained Separate
Spheres when it came to dinner dishes.
It had not occurred to me that I must supervise the actual dining
segment of dinner. Sufficient, I thought, to attend to the specific
preferences (Katie likes more hot water in her mixture, prefers peas to
green beans, not so fond of rice but barley is super, generic kibble is
fine if soaked in good things; Maggie prefers no damned pills in there,
no bread or bread-like substances, not an iota of shell left on the
hardboiled eggs, expensive kibble only - none of that cheap stuff). Once
the meal was prepared and served, I figured I was done. Not so.
Add to my list of services to be performed for the girls: Neutral Dinner
Observer. Supper Safekeeper. Meal Monitor.
Heck, it beats barf butler.
..... and now, more Tails of Maggie & Kate (ongoing stories, please keep checking back to see what has been added)
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