Tails of Maggie & Katie: Educational TV? pfui

Educational TV? pfui

by B. A. Brown

The Eukanuba Dog Show was less than educational and, if you judge by the interest evinced by the canine members of my household, incredibly boring.

I made them watch. They kept nodding off.

I pointed with awe at the screen: "LOOK! That dog called 911 and saved her Mom's life!"

They raised their heads for a brief moment, and then dropped back down, soon snoring.

"LOOK!" I exclaimed! "Look at those gorgeous dogs!"

This generated a bit more interest, but only briefly.

"Look at how they walk so nicely on their leashes!"

Yawn. Big sigh.

"Look at how they sit pretty so the judge can feel their coats and big strong bodies!"

Yawn, mutter, shoulder roll, brief stretch.

"LOOK! Look at these cute little toy dogs!"

Turn over, sigh.

"Look! That police dog saved his Dad, got shot a bunch of times and still came back to work."

Silence.

Treat your pet to Omaha Steaks Pet Treats!

"Sit up and look! German shepherd! Just like your dog mommy"!

Stretch, sigh, momentary glance at the screen.

"I'm taking you to obedience school!"

snore. snore.

"POUND!!"

Two dogs get up, mutter, toss dirty looks over their shoulders, leave the room.

So much for the value of educational tv.

..... and now, more Tails of Maggie & Kate (ongoing stories, please keep checking back to see what has been added)

Index to Tails of Maggie & Katie by B. A. Brown

Introducing Maggie & Katie & Mom

Maggie is on a Diet

I really gotta get a life

Maggie the Musician

Anchors Aweigh!

Goose Down Races - Doo Dah, Doo Dah Maggie has discovered The Pillow

Good Morning! GAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKK Bathroom Time

Living alone.... It is dark. Very dark

ar Mom has a new jok but I don think its funnee! by Maggie

A Strange Occurrence

Need a couple of extra dogs?